Monday, May 23, 2011

Ray Lewis' Appeal To End Lockout The Best Yet

What time is it?  CRIME TIME!

Ray Lewis has made his appeal to end the lockout and quite honestly, it's the funniest thing I've heard in a while.  (You can see the interview HERE)  According to Ray-Ray, if the NFL doesn't play this season, we all should stay inside our homes and deadbolt our doors because crime is going to be rampant. 

Seriously.  He said that.  If there is no NFL season, the crime rate will skyrocket, according to Lewis.  He says that because so many people live vicariously through NFL football and the players, that if they aren't playing, everyone will have nothing left to do but commit crimes.  Ray, give the American public a little bit of credit, my friend!  We don't love you guys THAT much!

If there's no NFL season, forget finding something productive to do, like reading a book, taking a Sunday nap, going outside for a jog or even watching another sport, I'm going to find some crimes to commit!  If there really are people who are going to commit more crime without the NFL, then they were going to commit crime anyway.  

I'm sure Roger Goodell had a good laugh when he heard Lewis' statements. 

My only question to Ray Lewis is this:  If there is no NFL season in 2011, which will increase more, America's crime rate or the NFLPA crime rate?

Do you buy the hype?  Will you be committing any crimes if there's no NFL in 2011?  If so, which ones?

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